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“Who dares assault Starscream?!”

From Marvel’s Transformers issue 50:
Marvel Transformers issue 50 Starscream Buddha

And the surprising answer: Buddha.

Talk about a completely inappropriate sound effect.

Posted in Comics, Transformers.


Elsewhere on the web

The Subaru Bros.
Takara and Hasbro repainted Binaltech Smokescreen a number of times but curiously, didn’t reuse the mould for Prowl as many assumed the toycos would. One fan has put that right.

Killer Croc.
Forget that oversized porker. This is something else: a crocodile allegedly seven metres long and weighing two tonnes was killed in Malaysia with human bones, hair and parts of a skull found in its belly. The crocodile is believed to have killed a 31-year-old plantation driver a fortnight ago.

The Crane technique.
If do right, no can defence.

Posted in Web.


Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay

In a world …

Much like our own …

There was once a …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
Rent boy …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Do you have any STDs?”

“Uh, no.”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Don’t worry. I have them all. Ahahahahahaha!”

Continued…

Posted in Transformers.


Water revelation

From an advertorial for a donut outlet as seen in the Metro section of today’s edition of The Star:
That exciting US water

Water from the US! Far out! It must be completely different from Malaysian water judging from the way ol’ Chan there is getting all worked up about it.

But here’s the kicker. After informing the readers every ingredient is imported from the US, we are told:
A Malaysian donut

That made me laugh hard enough I started coughing and sputtering so badly I needed a glass of water. Plain ol’ ordinary Malaysian water.

I’m so deprived … *sobs*

Posted in General.


Big Fight!! Gobi versus Dugog

More Puzzle Quest-ing.

My Druid, “Flaunty Elvesb-” … wait, sorry, that should be “Gobi”, is now at level 18.

I had one hell of a problem with my first boss, the two-headed Ogre, Dugog. I first encountered the level 18 foe when my Druid was at level 14 and was quickly humbled.

He’s got various abilities and items that enable him to take multiple turns in succession — I’ve seen him take six turns in a row on several occasions — and if that wasn’t bad enough, he also carries a club which randomly dishes out huge amounts of additional damage whenever he matches skulls.

I’m not entirely sure about this but I do suspect “Dugog” is an ancient Ogre word meaning “he who copulates with his own mother” because that’s what he is more or less.

It’s been suggested the AI cheats but I don’t think that’s the case. The AI is just better at noticing combos and potential follow-up combos, I think. For what it’s worth, Steve Fawkner insists the AI makes legitimate moves.

I finally beat the two-faced mother- … -lover in an epic battle on my 15th try. Yeah, I know, an epic Bejeweled-clone boss battle sounds rather silly but believe me, that’s exactly what it was. Even when I had the advantage, I kept expecting Dugog to go on one of his insane runs and whittle down my health until that dreaded “You have suffered defeat” message sounded again but I hung on for victory.

I think part of the reason I had so much trouble with the boss is I was a bit too casual when I distributed points for my character’s attributes after levelling up. I may have spread myself too thin.

Posted in Games, PSP.