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Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay

In a world …

Much like our own …

There was once a …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
Rent boy …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Do you have any STDs?”

“Uh, no.”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Don’t worry. I have them all. Ahahahahahaha!”


Then one magical night …

He was transformed …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“I’m straight …”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Mrs. Bukowski’s undressing her 80-year-old self by the window and Mr. Happy’s getting happy … I’m straight … Oh God …”

Then one magical day …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“You’re an incredibly beautiful man …”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Woman.”

“Sorry, force of habit …”

Despite their differences …
Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“What did you want to show m-… ugh. What is that?”

“That’s Mrs Bukowski. If you’re lucky, in 60 years you’ll look as hot as she does.”

Love blossomed …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“I love you, man.”

“Woman!”

“Right, right.”

Despite the objections …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“I forbid you from seeing him again.”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“I don’t care what you say, Daddy! I’m in love with him. He makes me feel things I’ve never felt before.”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“I know. I’ve slept with him, too.”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“…”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“This guy had his sexuality … transformed. We need to stop this thing before it gets out of control. What if ordinary people get transformed into .. y’know, those folk?”

“Democrats, sir?

“Exactly!”

“But, sir, surely this is a personal choice. We don’t have any right to interfere.”

“This administration sticks its nose wherever and whenever it wants to! Never forget, John.”

“Jim.”

“Whatever. Send in the troops!”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“Isn’t there a shortage of American troops in Iraq? What the hell are all of us doing in this film?”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“You’d rather have your ass shot up in Baghdad? Shut the hell up!”

No matter what happens …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay
“No, don’t take him, I mean, her away from me!”

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay

True love will prevail …

Transformers: A Love Story by Michael Bay

A Love Story …

By Michael Bay …

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  1. Freethinker says

    LOL !

  2. Yungjie says

    LMAO, you transformed the whole concept !!



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