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Puzzle Quest

Infinite Interactive’s Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords has being getting a lot of positive press and gamers are taken with the title as well. Convinced this was my type of game, I ordered the Playstation Portable version of the game from Play-Asia last week and got it on Tuesday.

I didn’t pay any attention to the manual and simply dove right in. This is a little unusual for me but then I haven’t played any game for over a month and was starved for a good gaming experience.

You’re prompted to create a character the first time you play the game. Note that the game needs 80kb of memory stick space for the settings and 64kb for each character created. Memory space is probably a non-issue for most considering memory stick prices are dropping but I mention it for those who are still using the 32MB memory stick that came with the Value Pack.

You can choose from a wide variety of portraits for your character. Your character can be a white guy, tanned white guy, girly white guy, girly white girl … such tremendous diversity. The portraits are done in the art style of Japanese cartoons or as you younger folk like to call it, “aminay.”

After selecting a caucasian character, you then pick a profession. You may choose from Warrior, Knight, Wizard and Druid. I can only assume English Tutor was too badass to be included. Oh well. Perhaps in the sequel.

Finally, you have the option of giving your white character a custom name. In my younger days, I’d spend a significant amount of time coming up with a suitable name that fit the game and my style of play but these days, eh, my own name will do. There comes a time in a man’s life when he just doesn’t feel like roleplaying a character named “Flaunty Elvesbottom”, I guess.

Then it’s onto the intro:

“Many say the universe moves in neverending cycles: cycles of life and death, cycles of war and peace, cycles of light and darkness.

If that were true, then the lands of the Agarian Knights had known peace for far too long. Their kingdom had been quiet and prosperous for many years.

But soon that part of the cycle would end ..

… and another would begin.”

Aggravating nuts on cycles … yeah, whatever, good sir. Point me the way to the battlefield so that I may give vent to my fury by … playing Bejeweled.

It’s not exactly Bejeweled but it’s close enough that it feels slightly absurd. But make no mistake, playing the game is a compelling experience because the developers have cunningly taken a simple game and given it complexity and long-term playability through the inclusion of RPG elements.

I’ll post more once I get further into it. (I’m struggling with my first boss, Dugog, right now.) In the meantime, here are some links to check out:

  • GameTrailers review (5:06).
    On the name: “… it invokes the brainy nerdplay of puzzles with the stigma of basement-bound fantasy role-playing … .” Yeah, sure, Fonz, whatever.
  • Tutorial play (9:33).
    The video covers character creation up to the first battle.

Posted in Games, PSP.


Elsewhere on the web

Sucks to be the new guy.
Movie Preview Protoform Optimus Prime meets the rest of the gang.

Soldier of God.
“… a controversial product line designed for young children that combines military paraphernalia with the Christian faith.” Much ado over nothing, really. I was expecting heavily-armed action figures (“Yo Jehovah!”) prepared to convert us heathen swine at gunpoint but the line actually consists of some boring merchandise.

Blake’s 7 ending.
It’s cheesy by today’s standards but you can see what the writers were aiming for, and for that and that reason alone, I love it.

Posted in Web.


Manchester United 2006/2007

I consider myself a rational man. I don’t believe in Feng Shui, horoscopes, divination, phrenology or other methods manufactured and exploited by slick smooth-talking hucksters.

On the other hand, I’m also a diehard football fan and specifically, a diehard Manchester United fan. Being a fan of anything means being something of a fanatic and the fanatical aren’t exactly poster children for common sense and rationality.

What all that means is I somehow convinced myself last August I wasn’t going to blog about Manchester United this season until it was all over because doing so would be, um, bad mojo. (Don’t ask me to explain it further.)

United did end up winning the Premiership after four years so I guess there might be something to the mojo thing.

If you were a United fan you would have been delighted by the title-win but you would have been absolutely thrilled by the manner with which United won the Premiership after nine months of hard campaigning.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen a United side this exciting, this stylish, this quick, this incisive. At their best this season, United were playing “ooh aah” football, breathtaking and beautiful.

It wasn’t just entertaining football; it was effective football as well. United scored more goals than every other team in the Premiership on their way to the title.

Here are some links to videos to relive the season when the Premiership trophy returned to Old Trafford.

Continued…

Posted in Football.


Reading the goat entrails

What did the experts and the pundits predict for Manchester United this season? Let’s see …

The BBC.

A crucial season to try to end the Chelsea dominance … United look short of goals without Ruud van Nistelrooy … the club are probably playing for second once more.

The Guardian.

The midfield has less bite than Shane McGowan, Cristiano Ronaldo’s heart isn’t in it, the fragile Louis Saha makes Darren Anderton seem like Geoff Capes and referees will have it in for Wayne Rooney.

Mark Lawrenson.

… the midfield needs addressing and they don’t have the strength in depth of Chelsea or even Liverpool.

The Guardian writers on United’s final position.
Kevin McCarra: 3rd, Richard Williams: 4th, David Pleat: 3rd, Michael Walker: 4th, Daniel Taylor: 3rd, Dominic Fifield: 3rd, Matt Scott: 4th, Stuart James: 3rd.

And last but by no means least, here’s a prediction done with mathematics …

Michael Essien.

It is just a matter of days before we are the leaders…I have done the calculations and we will finish at least five points clear of United at the top of the table.

Posted in Football.


Toys on Flickr

Updated 23 May 07 with Optimus Prime group

I’ve got mixed feelings about Flickr. I like the feature set a lot but I’m appalled by how slow it can get. I realise most Web 2.0 sites struggle with load problems once they get popular but Flickr is ploddingly slow for me these days even when I’m doing something as simple as browsing galleries.

I’m willing to put up with it and you will have to as well because I’m going to point you to some Flickr users whose galleries you really ought to check out.

Edward Lee.
He’s got 200 photos on his free gallery and each and every one of those photos is incredible. I’d point you to my personal favourites but it’s really hard to pick.

Dreamonix.
Dreamonix says he’s still figuring out how to use his digicam. If that’s indeed the case, we’re in for some stunning works of art from him in the future because his photos are quite fantastic now. Some favourites: 1, 2, 3.

Power Pee.
You’ll get over the name once you lay eyes on his photos of superhero toys. Favourites: 1, 2, 3.

Ken Loh.
He does both the clean white background look and digirama, and he’s equally good at both. Favourites: 1, 2, 3.

Groups

Optimus Prime.
There are only 23 members and 268 photos as of writing but it’s really nice to see all those photos of my favourite Transformer. Favourites: 1, 2, 3.

I plan to add to this entry as I find more galleries. Feel free to recommend one.

Posted in Pix, Toys.