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Hasbro Star Wars Imperial Stormtrooper review

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Hasbro Star Wars 30th Anniversary Collection A New Hope Imperial Stormtrooper
There’s clearly something about Imperial Stormtroopers that inspires affection. Witness the crowds drawn to Danny Choo’s grooving in Japan, the 501st Legion‘s devotion or the amusing Flickr group. The what and the why remain obscure.

Is it their everyman quality? None of us have a Jedi’s superpowers and few of us have a Corellian smuggler’s cool. But an endearingly incompetent underling who is embarrassed by teddy bears and tricksy doors, and has a manipulative evil boss? We could all be that guy.

Perhaps it’s the outfit that appeals. Simple, cool and immediately recognisable, the Stormtrooper armour has become iconic in the 30 years since the release of the first movie.

Whatever the reason, Stormtroopers are inarguably, if improbably, popular.

Toy-wise, the Stormtrooper has had many a figure with varying results. The vintage Kenner figure was a decent attempt for its time, the Power of the Force 2 line featured a ridiculously buffed up Stormtrooper and there are sixth-scale figures costing over a hundred dollars if your Stormtrooper fixation runs particularly deep.

Hasbro’s latest Imperial Stormtrooper figure is the 20th figure in its 2007 Star Wars 30th Anniversary Collection line. The line features strong sculpts and improved articulation at kid-friendly prices. The Imperial Stormtrooper is typical of the line but not without its disappointments.
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X3: Hyperion

X3: Reunion: M7 class Paranid Hyperion frigate
The M7 class Hyperion, one of the rewards for completing the tedious Bala Gi missions in X3: Reunion, seems like a godly craft. The frigate boasts of 3 1GJ shields, multiple main HEPTs as well as turreted HEPTs on a frame that’s as speedy as a heavy fighter. To put all that gobbledegook in proper perspective, I jumped back into that sector with the jillion Pirates and blew them all away. I did this a few times. For fun.
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Magical thinking

John Lennon’s magic piano. [via] “Survival requires recognizing patterns … And because missing the obvious often hurts more than seeing the imaginary, our skills at inferring connections are overtuned.”

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X3: Bala Gi

X3: Reunion: Bala Gi Player Headquaters
At some point during my X3: Reunion campaign, I satisfied the conditions that triggered the Bala Gi missions, the bonus missions included with the 2.0 patch. The payoff for completing these included a new Player Headquarters (a super shipyard of sorts), a unique M7 class frigate and the M3 Plus class of heavy fighters.

New toys for the X3 sandbox, in other words.

The missions themselves were typical Egosoft designs. Long, tedious, obscure … “not fun” is the message I’m trying to convey here. I think it would be fair to say Egosoft is primarily concerned with inflicting German discipline upon the frivolous fun-loving Ausländer. If there’s any opportunity to suck the fun out of something, Egosoft will most assuredly be on it assiduously sucking away.
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X3: Terran Conflict teaser. 48 seconds of starship eyecandy.

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