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Gamers are being caught in the crossfire in the war between pirates and game publishers.

Game publishers are so paranoid these days they’re releasing game demos with copy protection schemes.

This wouldn’t be an issue but some of these copy protection schemes are equally paranoid. From SecuROM’s web site:

SecuROM scans for active emulators with built-in cracking features and stops the application if one of them is found.

It’s not merely preventing the program from being copied, the copy protection scheme is preemptively acting even if there’s a possibility of the game being copied.

Gamers have been just as paranoid about the ill effects those copy protection schemes might have on their systems. From dlsreports’s write-up of the StarForce copy protection scheme:

While stopping software piracy is the scheme’s goal, the system instead causes system slowdowns, PC instability, device conflicts, is nearly impossible to remove manually, and remains long after you’ve uninstalled the software it came with.

There’s a lot of suspicion but there doesn’t seem to be any irrefutable proof StarForce does actually do all that. (That hasn’t stopped gamers from taking action, though.)

It’s not inconceivable that a copy protection scheme might cause problems, of course.

From the StarForce web site:

Some versions of StarForce Copy Protection will install dedicated drivers on your PC. Those drivers are necessary for the StarForce specific CD/DVD checking procedure, only.

In some cases, updating StarForce drivers can improve system performance or improve compatibility.

Sometimes the un-installation utility of the protected application does not uninstall all StarForce drivers.

You could infer from that StarForce might install buggy and incompatible copy protection drivers that won’t be uninstalled when you uninstall the game.

And here’s something that isn’t mentioned in StarForce’s support page: those copy protection drivers are hidden by default.

And lest folks think this is a brouhaha mainly because of ifs and maybes, it’s worth pointing out that this isn’t the first time gamers have had issues with copy protection schemes. BioWare was aware that some Hordes of the Underdark users had issues with SecuROM but did little more than shrug it off. There were also SecuROM issues with Knights of the Old Republic and gamers were told to get another game executable from the publisher.

(There are even older examples.)

I suppose I should count myself fortunate I haven’t had major problems with copy protection schemes but that’s just absurd. Why should I be thankful when I paid money for the game? Have I not earned the right to play the game without being treated like a prospective thief after I’ve purchased the game?

Posted in Games.


The Knowledge

Why do Italy play in blue if their flag is green, white and red? Disregarding free transfers, what was the cheapest transfer ever? Has anyone been sent off for fouling a team-mate?

All this footballing trivia and more in The Knowledge.

Posted in Football.


Dead again

Oh, Mario, let me count the ways I have killed thee …

I have dropped you into chasms.

I have seen you slain by boomerangs.

I have caused you to be killed by an incredibly diverse menagerie of beasts.

I have seen you run over by uncommonly mobile carapaces.

I have you allowed you to be crushed by falling blocks of concrete.

And I am only on World 2.

Super Mario Brothers 3 is ostensibly a platform game but the way I play, it’s Faces of Death, Nintendo-style.

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Butt heads for Tyneside

Nicky Butt is joining Newcastle after 13 years of service to Manchester United. I suppose it was no surprise he would move on considering the difficulties he had breaking into the first eleven last season and the signing of Liam Miller, another midfielder, could have been the final straw for him.

United fans will be sad to see him go. He wasn’t the most spectacular of players and the importance of his spoiler role often went unappreciated but he could always be counted on to give his all for the club he joined as a 14-year-old.

In other news, Astro Super Sports will be screening matches from the Vodafone Cup. The pre-season tournament will see Urawa Reds and PSV Eindhoven take on United at Old Trafford and this is a great opportunity to check out United at full strength (or close to it) because the teams have been contractually obligated to field their best players.

Posted in Football.


And I quote

Gizmodo:

How much do the iPod mini’s colors matter?

… it seems the Japanese (or at least those marketing to them) are taking it to the next level, describing the green iPod mini, for instance, as “not decorative, but assertive. Gentle, but with vitality. For those types of casual people.” Or people that like green, I guess.

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