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Smokin’

Some interesting statistics about smoking in Malaysia:

According to the Ministry of Health, in 2003, it was estimated that there are 5 million smokers in Malaysia (22 % of the population). Smoking is also believed to be a factor that caused 25 % of the non-accident deaths in Malaysia. It is also attributed as a contributing factor in eroding one’s health such as cardiovascular diseases, stroke, cancers and other lung-related diseases. The apparent adult per capita consumption of cigarettes in Malaysia has increased by 57% from 1970 to 1985 and by another 69 % between 1985 and 2000. The trend is expected to continue.

The Government has allocated RM 20 million a year on anti-smoking campaigns.

Meanwhile our Royal Malaysian Customs have got their own concerns. From an ad in The Star today (page 51, fact fans):

Smoking ad

Here’s a close-up of the message:

Smoking ad close-up

So the government stance seems to be: Buy cigarettes but don’t smoke.

You want more absurdity? The Malaysian smoking statistics I quoted above were taken from a speech at the launch of an anti-smoking campaign. The absurd part? The campaign was launched in collaboration with two cigarette manufacturers. Cigarette manufacturers against smoking. What next? Hookers for celibacy?

Posted in General.


Er …

From a fan report of Hasbro’s panel at the Official Transformers Collector’s Convention:

Arcee is small for financial reasons and because they didn’t think she’d appeal to the main market. Michelle said 7 year old boys don’t want a $15 woman.

Your joke here: ___________________________.

Posted in Toys, Transformers.


And I quote

Warren Ellis:

Lesson: just when you think you’ve got it all worked out, you can get killed by a parrot.

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Piggybacking

Ladies and gentlemen, the Pork Chop Express.

(Photo obtained from a Japanese BBS.)

Posted in Pix.


When pigs fry

From Firingsquad’s look at Rome: Total War units:

Incendiary pigs are ‘one shot’ weapons intended to spread panic and terror amongst enemies, particularly mounted troops. The pigs are coated in pitch, tar and oil, and herded towards the enemy. At the right moment, the pigs are ignited by their handlers and, not unnaturally, they run away in pain and terror – hopefully towards the enemy.

War is hell.

But The Flaming Pigs would make an excellent name for a rock band.

(Dave Barry for President!)

Posted in Games.