Stats that aren’t recorded
Decibel level of loudest scream of rage and frustration after being killed by the same goddamned spy six times in a row.
Highest number of expletives yelled out in a round.
Number of times “lag” or “internet connection” is blamed for deaths in a round.
Number of times killed just as ubercharge is ready.
Number of times you’re switched to a losing team for balance.
Highest number of 4-chan memes observed during a round.
Highest number of times killed without accomplishing anything whatsoever.
