United don’t get the win they arguably deserve but Aalborg get the draw they’ve earned.

United top the group, which was what Sir Alex wanted, but the main story here is Tevez. The Argentinian could’ve scored another four instead the one he ended up with. His overeagerness to score is hurting his chances of winning a permanent place in United first eleven.

Park and Scholes on. Scholes to Anderson who comes up with a defence-splitting pass as he falls. Rooney gets on the end of it and neatly slots it past the keeper.

What a strange half. United start off brilliantly, score a contender for Goal of the Season, play champagne football against overawed opponents … and finish the first half 1-2 down.

I spent 10 minutes today trying to sign up for the Playstation Network. I decided to use the PSP for this. I still haven’t gotten over how cool the PSP’s online capabilities are. Hell, I’m typing this on the handheld device right now. So, anyway, it takes me 10 minutes to hunt and peck all the data Sony requires. I’m using the full-screen virtual keyboard but it’s still a slow process. I eventually complete it, feel chuffed about it, head to the PSN Store and am told it’s unavailable in Malaysia.

Suck.

It’s 3 a.m. and I’m awake so there must be a Champions League match, United must be playing and there must be a live telecast. Which I must watch.

It’s the rules.