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Unquotes

Retorts that I, tragically, have not had the opportunity to use #1:

“You have monkeys in your butt and on top of that they’re flying monkeys? Fantastic. National Geographic should do a special on these astounding creatures residing within one of your major orifices. Peter Coyote should narrate: ‘A new dawn breaks over {insert name}’s buttocks. A lone assmonkey crawls out and unfurls its wings, preparing to take to the skies … .'”

Posted in General.


Plight of RO

Do you want to know why I would rather have my eyeballs gouged out with a rusty farming implement than play Ragnarok Online? Take the name: Ragnarok. That refers to the last days of the gods. Armageddon. Death, doom and destruction. Pain and peril. The last stand.

This is a screenshot from the actual game.

Somewhere in Muspelheim, Surtur is sobbing.

Posted in Games.


Sharing a thousand words

I like Fotopic for its ability to instantly generate online photo albums but there are two new services that will come in handy if and when I need to share a single image for a brief period of time.

Both UploadYourImages.com and TinyPic do not require registration but there are some restrictions. UploadYourImages.com limits file sizes to 500kb while TinyPic automatically resizes images that are larger than 250kb. TinyPic also deletes pictures from its servers after 10,000 hits or 30 days of inactivity.

(If you have time to kill, browse through random pictures on UploadYourImages.com and the 50 most popular images on TinyPic to see what’s on Joe and Jane Internet’s minds.)

So what’s the catch? There was a suggestion these services could be using spyware in some way to track users but I’m not sure how they would be doing this.

A whois check shows TinyPic was registered by Alex Welch, the guy behind Photobucket.com. Like Photobucket.com, TinyPic is accepting donations but I suspect the owners of services like these are willing to absorb the initial costs in order to build up a large enough user base with the hopes of eventually tempting advertisers.

(Link obtained from MeFi.)

Posted in Web.


Just druid

If you had told me a year ago I would enjoy replaying the Neverwinter Nights Official Campaign a year later, I would have laughed heartily in your face.

Yet, I am doing just that at the moment. Enjoying replaying the NWN OC, that is. I’ve been enjoying it so much I’ve eschewed the multiplayer game for the past few days.

I suppose I have lowered my expectations in terms of story. ( I was bitterly disappointed with the NWN OC and hadn’t even bothered to complete it past the overrated Charwood quest.) I’m just enjoying the game aspect of it the second time around.

I’m currently playing a druid which is hands down my favourite character class because of its versatility. Currently at level 9, he has Barkskin and Stoneskin to protect him and Bull’s Strength to pump him up. He doesn’t dish out much damage in melee combat but I enjoy getting close and personal with the sabre. The Call Lightning spell — Shazam! — comes in handy whenever I want to soften up a group of foes. My only disappointment is that I can’t play a transforming Shapeshifter in the original campaign.

The druid, being one with nature, is also capable of having quite a menagerie with him as he stalks around. At one point, my druid had three Dire Wolves trotting behind him. The faithful beasts were ever ready to die on their master’s behalf and frequently did so.

(Oddly, the Dire Wolf animal companion, unlike the Summon Creature III version, isn’t capable of using Knockdown and Power Attack.)

I was able to complete most of the early battles without raising a sweat even with the difficulty level set to the max. Admittedly, I am frequently abusing the pause button and the teleport-to-safety option.

(My druid did, however, get his nature-lovin’ ass handed to him on two occasions: the final battle of Chapter I and a battle with a Dire Bear early in Chapter II. God bless save’n’reload.)

I’m thinking of getting the Henchmen Inventory and AI Mod to boost the AI of NPCs. I did try a pre-1.0 version of the mod over a year ago and battles were tougher and much more satisfying with it.

The only thing that’s preventing me from installing the new version is the prospect of reinstalling the entire game should the mod break something. To be fair, the current maintainer of the mod has provided details of the mod’s problems in a lengthy text file and there seem to be easy workarounds for every documented problem.

Posted in Games, NWN.


One Tree Hill

My browser of choice, Mozilla Firefox, has been updated to version 0.9. I downloaded the 4.73MB Windows installer and upgraded as per the instructions. The process was very smooth because the new version imported my previous profile (including the bookmarks, cookies and preferences) without any problems. There was hardly anything to tweak.

As others have noted, the new default theme, Winstripe, is less stylish than its predecessor, Qute, but it’s not too bad. I just need to get used to it. But it’s nice to know I can always revert to Qute.

Incidentally, Firefox sometimes renders Slashdot incorrectly and I usually end up refreshing the page several times to correct it. There’s a simpler fix: click the Back button followed by the Forward button and the page should display correctly.

Posted in Software.