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“Reach for the sky!”

Xevoz Quick Slinger

Click on the thumbnail for another photo of Quick Slinger from Hasbro’s Xevoz line.

Posted in Pix, Toys, Xevoz.


Burgers worth smuggling

You can take your Big Macs, Whoppers and White Castle square burgers and shove them where the sun don’t shine. (Hint: Not under Ronald McDonald’s hairpiece.)

Any Malaysian with functioning tastebuds will tell you that Ramly burgers (1, 2, 3, 4) are by far the best around.

What makes Ramly Burger so delicious? No one seems to know for certain. Will we be in for a Soylent Green-type revelation in the near future? “Ramly Burgers are people named Ramly! Ramly!” The really scary part is we might not care.

Just how good are these burgers? They’re so good that one Singaporean guy was jailed for smuggling Ramly burger patties.

Let me just repeat that for you: the guy was jailed for smuggling burger patties.

Posted in General.


R&M2 Kamen Rider Knight

Kamen Rider Knight and Dark Wing
Akiyama Ren was a belligerent punk with a chip on his shoulder until he met a woman who made a better man of him. She urged him to stop fighting but in one of life’s bitter ironies, she ended up being the reason Akiyama is locked in mortal combat. As Kamen Rider Knight, Akiyama will battle 12 other Riders to the death for the ultimate prize — one reality-altering wish — because it’s the only chance he has of reviving his now-comatose love.

Bandai’s R&M2 Kamen Rider Knight set is the second in the Rider & Monster action figure series based on the Kamen Rider Ryuki show. The set was originally released in 2002 for 2500 yen and it was released locally a few months ago for RM99.90.

Contents

The set comes in a box with an inner plastic tray containing:

  • Kamen Rider Knight
  • Dark Wing
  • Dark Visor
  • Wing Lancer
  • Holster
  • Mantle
  • Instruction sheet in Chinese and English
  • 3 Advent cards

Knight Rider

This is hands-down my favourite Kamen Rider design even though the only traditional element retained is the belt. It just looks so damned classy. Broadly, Kamen Rider Knight is a delightful blend of Batman and a chivalric knight.

The figure is a good representation of the character though the show costume is a much darker shade of blue.

The only thing I don’t care for is the “fangs” on the helmet. I can understand the designer’s attempt to incorporate some bat element into the helmet design but it didn’t really work for me.

The articulation is similar to the Ryuki figure reviewed earlier with 24 points of articulation altogether. It’s certainly nothing to sneer at but some joints are impeded or have a disappointing range of motion. For instance, the shoulder armour hinders the shoulder posability in some directions and the ball-jointed head is limited by the collar. I would have also liked a greater range of motion for the hips but the figure is posable enough.

Bat, man

Knight’s contracted monster is a giant bat which looks … okay. It’s just not as impressive on its own as Dragreder or Magnagiga.

Dark Wing is nicely articulated, though. The wings have three joints each, the tail has a hinge joint and the head and feet are ball-jointed.

The best thing about Dark Wing is it attaches to Knight’s back to provide either flight or protection and manages to look good in either mode.

Dark this, wing that

Knight’s Dark Visor, the card-reader device that allows him to initiate his special attacks, comes in the form of a sword. This would have been a nice accessory if it weren’t for the fact the blade of the sword is made of easily warped PVC. Pre-warped in the package itself, it defied my attempts to straighten it and it now exudes all the menace of a wet noodle.

A separate holster piece is provided so the sword can be sheathed but it does look awkward since the hilt practically sticks into his armpit.

Knight’s Wing Lancer, a lance formed from Dark Wing’s tail, is much better executed. One might point out the hilt is much shorter than it should be but one would be a nitpicky bastard indeed.

The final accessory is the mantle and it’s the weakest of the lot. It’s supposed to make Knight look noble and stately but unfortunately, Dark Wing’s prominent head makes Knight look like he’s carrying a bat papoose-style.

The bottom line

The set is retailing locally for the same price as the Ryuki and Zolda sets which might make it seem like less of a bargain but I just love this design and as such it gets thumbs-up from me.

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Posted in Reviews, Toys.


0-3

United’s second eleven got hit for three by Fenerbahce in their final Champions League Group D match. (Reports: BBC, Soccernet, Guardian, ManUtd.com.)

The li’l Devils did well enough to contain the Turkish side in the first half but they succumbed to a second half hattrick by Tuncay. Judging from the performances they put in, I doubt we’ll be seeing the likes of O’Shea, Djemba-Djemba, Miller and Phil Neville in the starting eleven again soon.

The result meant United finished second in the group and will be facing either AC Milan, Bayer Leverkusen, Inter Milan, Juventus or Monaco in the knockout stages.

Posted in Football.


Justirisers

Toho/Konami’s follow-up to Gransazer, Justirisers, has begun airing and naturally, the figures have been released as well.

I’m not sure what “Justirisers” means but I’m guessing it’s something along the lines of “peculiar fashion sense.” I simply don’t understand why they have to go around wearing cloaks. Why would someone who regularly engages in melee combat want to wear something from Hamid Karzai‘s wardrobe?

Oh sure, you could argue the main purpose of the cloaks is to make the characters look cool when they whip them off dramatically. But as toy fan K demonstrates, that is not without its problems as well.

Posted in Toys, TV.