Police procedure (Dekaranger-style):

  • Confront the suspect.
  • Announce the mission statement.
  • Shoot any videocameras in the vicinity to prevent Rodney King-type scenarios.
  • Introduce yourselves individually (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) and pose as a group.
  • Intimidate the suspect by activating helmet-mounted sirens and setting off pre-planted explosives. (Civilian casualties resulting from the latter action can be ignored since there isn’t going to be any video evidence.)

From a previous entry:

If the character’s named Goro and is referred to repeatedly as “Goro-chan,” what would possess the subbers to refer to him as “Inagaki”?

Answer: Apparently one of the subbers is a SMAP fan. Inagaki Goro (who’s also known as “Goro-chan”) happens to be a member of the J-pop outfit so that answers “Where did ‘Inagaki’ come from?”

It’s still stupid, though.

What the hell is a striptease aerobics instructor?

Why it pays to proofread before hitting the “Enter” key: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Kamen Rider Zolda & Magnagiga

Click on the thumbnail to see a photo of Kamen Rider Zolda and Magnagiga from Bandai’s Rider & Monster series set.

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